why did the pop punk kid cross the road
to get out of this town
i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking
haha
guess whos gettin that dick
not u
me
There’s a difference between
and
The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives
you should all go to your blogs and hover over them
You should
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for ur alone
n is no one wants to be with you because all you do is sit at home
down here in the deep blue abyss they call tumblr
Where’s my ASOIAF fans?
Anyone who’s a Game Of Throne blog, reblog this and I’ll follow you :D
SHE SAID THE THING
YES SHE SAID THE THING
I WONDER IF SHE’LL SAY THE OTHER THING
NO THAT IS NOT THE THING
THAT IS THE WRONG THING
NO
NO
NO
ABORT ABORT
NO
SHE DIDN’T SAY THE RIGHT THING
STOP
NO
MY TEARS
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- snapchat
- skype
- facetime
- first born
you know, anything you want
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.









